January 2012
i'll be a rebound.
i dont care. i just want to feel again.
after……all……this. time. i FINALLY have this on my blog.. thank you. Thank you so much.
I wonder how long these thoughts are going to keep...
Anonymous asked: are u gay or bi
Anonymous asked: your hot ok bai!
EVERYONE IS EITHER BEING REALLY DEPRESSING, OR...
preach
boulevardmode asked: shit, im about to spend it with you lol.
boulevardmode asked: hmmm maybe, i'll ask my mom this week. Im definitely suppose to throw a party really soon tho.
Anonymous asked: It's not that I think I'm ugly or anything. People just never want to have a conversation with me unless it's anon. -.- P.S I MISS MY SEPTUM PIERCING :(
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boulevardmode asked: It was a good showing, I want to do something for wrestlemania this year but only people who actually want to watch wrestling you know. I'm not missing it this year.
Anonymous asked: I don't have face worth showing. Moving on, do you have your septum pierced? It's hard to tell in that photo...
boulevardmode asked: Saw the Rumble tonight?
Anonymous asked: how do you make it in new york? or not you specifically, but people in general
Anonymous asked: What's on your mind tonight Mr. Bikes-Tunes-Tats-N-Booze ?
esolswooonn asked: hi! how was your day dear? :)
idk why but i really wanna talk to any of my...
seriously i know you got alot to say about yourselves and maybe even me, i hear you out and deff listen.
Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
do iy.. just do it
takeachillpillbitch asked: added :)
Anonymous asked: whats happening in march 9th and why did you cut your hair?
forreverrayy asked: hurry backk.. (:
Anonymous asked: stfu faggot
Anonymous asked: you intrigue me
are you there anon?
make my night interesting.
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HOW DO I WAIT UNTIL MID-MARCH
doomonid:
TELL ME HOW
FUCKING THISSSSSSSSSSSS
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Jesus Christ
So Touch just finished. I havent seen a show this good in ages. Fuck !!!!!
RAIN CITY CHRONICLES.: Shit that doesn't define... →
nrrrdcakkke:
Your diet. You don’t need to put vegan/vegetarian/herbivore in your bio. What goes in your belly is of little importance to anyone else. If they care, the will ask. Your body modifications. You don’t need to count your tattoos and piercings and tell us all. How many holes you have punched in…
You. Are. A. Godsend.
Playing With Telemarketers
I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
ME: Hello.
AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T.
ME: Is this AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: Is this AT&T.?
AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
AT&T: This is AT&T.
ME: OK, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: This is AT&T?
AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ...
ME: The phone company.
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I thought you said this was AT&T.
AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT&T: That's right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
AT&T: Yes, sir.
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing!
AT&T: We think so!
ME: That's quite a sum of money!
AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up.
ME: OK, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance?
AT&T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute.
AT&T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment.
AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know.
AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program.
ME: Is This A T &T?
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you.
ME: Thank you.
I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and I'd really like to have a little brother...
AT&T: *click*
Hey guys.
Dropped shit on my laptop last night shits gonna be out for a few days so not gonna be blogging. I’ll miss you all dearly send me shit.
Hey guys.
My artist is 40 hes not HIP to the new digital age.. im trying to get him some followers on his page.. can u help out?! hes done ALL my TATS i work underhim everyone ive ever tatted all my best friends all my ex girlfriends have been from him.. PLEASE support him. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Megaton-Tattoos/168575183244984
The 1st GIF in your folder that starts with an 's'...
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Basically.
Messages?
anon or not
I just want a boy and a bowtie :)
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