sillylaureate:

tardisbluebird:

babyangelcastiel:

drilltowardstheheavens:

donkeykongcountry2:

i love that world war 2 is called world war 2

it sounds like the sequel to an action movie

“WORLD WAR 2….

GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME….

IT’S PERSONAL”

this has a great deal of accuracy though 

#god it better not be a trilogy

and sequels are always worse than the original

someone make movie trailers for both world wars bonus points if you include the treaty of versailles

ikolism:

hannibal kills and cooks a clown. halfway through dinner, he looks up, says “does this steak taste funny to you” he smirks. nobody gets the joke.

omfg

i also realized i haven’t played Big Daddy, (my piano), since the binge drinking started. almost 3 years, holy fuck.. looks like im gonna be playing Big daddy alot more often now. and thats okay. she needs a little lovin’ (yes i’m aware of her name and referring her to a female).

you make your own hell. i’ve never been a religious person because i dont believe in religion. i believe that religion and currency are the two poisons of our society. for one, religion is an idea that, in a sense, betters you from those who dont have faith. currency is a piece of 6 inch cotton that you slave for just to survive on this planet.

now im not saying i want to be an atheist homeless person but here me out. today i lost my job, my phone got disconnected last night. my internet the day before. now, if i didnt have access to the internet via a random network i would absolutely be losing my mind. 

idk what’s reality anymore. i dont want to be seen. i dont want anything. i wish the batcave were a real place. i think THIS is what rock bottom is and it’s been a long time coming. ACTUALLY glad it’s finally happened because now comes the recovery. ironic that its on cinco de mayo lmao

that actually made me laugh. oh the alcoholic is gonna have one last hoorah before the road pans out. the next few days are going to FUCKING suck. anyyways thanks to you all who hung in there.